Kahuna Celebrates Birthday With Pepper Spray
Last Tuesday Night's Birthday celebration for the Big Kahuna was quite an exultation. The food was impressive, first class quality wines and drinks, and the stories should have been filmed. It all began with the old lady and I going for a little dinner at my favorite steak house. But it turns out, the she had invited a couple of dozen friends from all over to my fifty fifth.
A couple of folks were out cold after the toasts. I can't remember how many there were, but I think the food started coming just in time or there would have been more casualties.
Then there was dancing, and more toasts, storytelling, raucous laughter, and I woke up about noon in my Stratolounger chair in the office. Remind me not to go to another party for about five years.
Went to a sauna and took a real nice cold shower, then fixed some chow, and took a nap. At about 3AM, I woke up feeling feeling better. I made myself an iced tea and a sandwich for a snack while watching the idiot box, which made me fall asleep again.
A lot of sleep has helped me get a crystal clear mind, with everything in me functioning. Its a pleasant morning.
While I was in my muzzy state, the mooks in our area were out on a roll keeping themselves busy. Same as the policemen, out in the street busy chasing the mooks and they even shot a few of them in Maryland, DC, and Virginia. In the past few weeks, they have really raised the stakes, and it's not really good when authorities start pulling their weapons.
There have been several unpleasant events, like car jackings of high end cars. If you own or drive a car like BMW, Mercedes, Lexus or a Caddyshack, there's a high possibility that you will be a target. But if you have a little surprise in your car for these mooks you'll feel relieved. If you have some pepper spray in your car to offer to that mook instead of your car as he graciously asks you to step out of your own car, he'd be fittingly surprised while rolling down the sidewalk hiding the pain away from his face and anywhere else you may have hit him.
It wouldn't be necessary for the policeman to take out his weapon and fire at your ride, and you'd be free from all sorts of cleanup problems. And after hitting him, better move the mook before he gets in and leaves his mook-like stinky smell inside your car plus bits and pieces of his stinky guts with his fluids.
I'm not saying you shouldn't have a nice crate. I have a couple myself, but they come fully loaded, "iffen you know what I'm saying Vern".
I've got plenty of items to take down drunk mooks.
Can you carry too many self defense weapons?
I don't think so.
March 04 2009 | home security | No Comments »